Monday, April 19, 2010

Rangers About To Sign Frodo From MODO.. Swedish Superstar Mats Zuccarello Aasen

                                                                         Through his network of contacts throughout the underbelly of the Rangers organization , The Mouth has learned The Rangers are about to cinch a deal with Swedish Elite League Star and 2010 SEL MVP Mats Zuccarello Aasen.

Most likely MZA will ink a modest deal with the Rangers, after the World Championships are over.

Now for the down side of the impending acquisition.

Aasen is small, as in HOBBIT small around 5'7 161 lbs. In the Mouth's opinion it's going to be extremely difficult to compete in the NHL being that diminutive

You also have to factor in that outlandish enormous rink the Swedes play on.

Mats may be more suitable for rod Hockey.

He surely wont dominate in the NHL, but with our Blueshirts so hard pressed against ceiling of the salary cap, you might as well give The Frodo from MODO a shot at making the team out of camp.

Also, Torts might need someone around him to make him look taller, so there's a good chance the deal will be finalized.

The Mouth lends his take on the Norwegian Hobbit Mats Zuccarello Aasen in the video..

1 comment:

  1. Look at the bod on that little dude. Good things come in small packages, eh!